function getDate(){var a=new Date,c=a.getYear();if(c<1e3)c+=1900;var g=a.getDay(),f=a.getMonth(),b=a.getDate();if(b<10)b="0"+b;var e=["Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday"],d=["January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December"];return e[g]+", "+d[f]+" "+b+", "+c}function getYear(){var b=new Date,a=b.getYear();if(a<1e3)a+=1900;return a}